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bro. he is so sus, like for some reason he is "busy" all the time. he is a chill friend probably not the best boyfriend... he doesn't take any risks and stays to normal things. lincoln is the rule follower, most likely will not do anything that is somewhat bad. he is a great friend that is there but doesn't give the best advice.
by jigalyfish13 May 23, 2021
A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.
by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 07, 2019
a chill friend who loves cars and hanging with his friends he gets no maidens but he thugs it out he'll always be there for you
by regularC4consumer November 22, 2023
Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.
by hairssssss March 20, 2023
A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.
“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.
by Yakkam September 08, 2020
A stupid idiot, he was the kid in school that no one liked and ate his boogers, the weird kid, he will die alone and no one can help it. Lincold thinks he's a gamer but in reality, sucks. Lincolns never take showers and smell like your grandmas encheladas. Lincoln, is a terrible person.
Lincoln is my least favorite person.
by yourmom.com69000 February 02, 2022