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Lincoln

A stupid idiot, he was the kid in school that no one liked and ate his boogers, the weird kid, he will die alone and no one can help it. Lincold thinks he's a gamer but in reality, sucks. Lincolns never take showers and smell like your grandmas encheladas. Lincoln, is a terrible person.
Lincoln is my least favorite person.
by yourmom.com69000 February 1, 2022
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Lincoln logs

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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Lincoln Ainsley

Lincoln was born on August 1st 1971 and is the twin brother of Larry Ainsley, and uncle of Liam Ainsley. Father of Andrea Ainsley. He lost his wife Ami in 2013, but avenged her death with Larry and Mr. McDaugherty.
by Forgotten Past Studios April 2, 2022
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Abraham Lincoln Movie Night

When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.
Let's sleep over and have a Abraham Lincoln Movie Night for the stupid English homework.
by faggot cheese maker September 17, 2021
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lincoln,al

In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.
lincoln,al is the place where you can get knocked up at a Football Game.
by fakeafbit September 12, 2018
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Abraham Lincoln

A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.
Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.
by lulu_officially December 24, 2024
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