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Beat the Liberal

Some Yellow Boi: I gonna beat the liberal in 8 hours, 16 minutes, 35 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.
Liberal across the street: *Has a mental breakdown because using a ukulele is cultural appropriating the Hawaiian people*
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 2, 2019
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classic liberal

People who steal other words to become more recorgnized. They then accuse modern liberalism of stealing their word.
1. Hi, I'm a classic liberal, but I'll call myself a libertarian even though I know the origins of the word come from anti-capitalists

2. Hello, it's me again, the classic liberal. This time I'm gonna call myself an "anarcho-capitalism", because anarchism is cool and I love capitalism. I'm also oblivious to the fact that anarchism generally rejects capitalism and that "anarcho-capitalism" is actually an oxymoron.
by Insaniac82 April 29, 2008
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Tree hugging Liberal

A sterotype that is used by the Conservative Hate Culture.

Generaly refers to Liberals or Environmentalist who are concerned about the status of or Country's forests and Natural resources.
You can't blame a Tree Hugging Liberal for loving America.
by ????^_^???? October 25, 2006
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Limp Dick Liberal

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.
Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.
by AmericanBea March 2, 2011
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Facebook liberal

n. someone who expresses constant online outrage in support of various progressive causes but provides no genuine, substantive advocacy
He's such a Facebook liberal; his wall posts are full of links to Huff Post and Amnesty Intl, but he hasn't voted in ten years.
by happy moose March 7, 2011
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Patback Liberal

An individual who attempts to seem more progressive-than-thou by advocating for popular issues-of-the-month without creating any real or lasting change for those they are supposedly advocating for. These people can be identified by a combination of factors including upper-middle class income, Che Guevara T-shirts, peace sign bumper stickers being placed next to their Free Mumia and Obama '08 stickers on the back of their Honda Civic, and a medley of other products created by the terrible capitalist market they vow never to support.
Patback Liberal: We need to help Native Americans by changing the mascot of the Washington Redskins to something less offensive and more loving. I'm tolerant.
Smart-Ass Student: This is just another way for white liberals to pat themselves on the back and pretend they did something useful.

Patback Liberal: Check your privilege! Image is important! In case you didn't know, I'm 1/32nd Cherokee you racist misogynist pig!
by dragonwarrior March 20, 2015
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classic liberal

The term classical liberalism has often been applied in retrospect to distinguish earlier 19th-century liberalism from social liberalism.
Social-liberals have nothing in common with 19th century liberalism. They took this word,that's why we have to call ourselves classic liberal .
by LonelyCowboy August 18, 2019
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