Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.
Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!
Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.
-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.