Kentucky Valentine

When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.

My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!

by herpderpingtonIII March 11, 2011

Kentucky Sandstorm

A Kentucky Sandstorm occurs when a blowjob is given while the blower's mouth is full of sand.

Dude, she totally gave me the Kentucky Sandstorm last night.

by Crappersled April 15, 2009

kentucky blue

what dumb hicks call "marijuana"

"Hey Cletus, growin any kentucky blue on the farm this year?"

by bigpapa666 December 10, 2015

Kentucky Overalls

Kentucky Overalls (quite like the Kentucky Belt Buckle) Is when a woman takes her boobs and has them hangout of her arm sleeves. Seeing this sight is very rare. Only the girls with some gut can pull off this trick. This site can be quite transfixing and hypnotic.

girl- Hey, do i have something on my shirt?"
victim- OMG! The Wondrous site of The Kentucky Overalls O.o

by Fredrico Swanson November 7, 2010

Kentucky monument

An old wooden barn that is in very poor condition. These buildings often have roofs caving in holes and boards missing from the walls. The building has no value to the property owner, but would have removal costs to the owner so they let it remain.

To get to Jake's, go down Highway 127 past the Kentucky monument on the left and turn right after the next double wide.

by Indy BB March 9, 2009

Kentucky cousins

Basically when you fuck without a label.

After last night we became Kentucky cousins....

by Daddy dankson November 1, 2016

kentucky wheelchair

Getting fucked so hard you get put in a wheelchair for the next month

Damn sydney im gonna give you a kentucky wheelchair tonight

by Rch182 July 17, 2017