Kentucky Valentine

When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.

My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!

by herpderpingtonIII March 11, 2011

kentucky outfit

When you take your baby out (in public-usually to Walmart) in a diaper only.

Gus spit up on his shirt and I didn't have a change of clothes....So he's here at the wedding reception in his kentucky outfit.

by hmrice July 2, 2008

Kentucky Sandstorm

A Kentucky Sandstorm occurs when a blowjob is given while the blower's mouth is full of sand.

Dude, she totally gave me the Kentucky Sandstorm last night.

by Crappersled April 15, 2009

kentucky blue

what dumb hicks call "marijuana"

"Hey Cletus, growin any kentucky blue on the farm this year?"

by bigpapa666 December 10, 2015

Kentucky Overalls

Kentucky Overalls (quite like the Kentucky Belt Buckle) Is when a woman takes her boobs and has them hangout of her arm sleeves. Seeing this sight is very rare. Only the girls with some gut can pull off this trick. This site can be quite transfixing and hypnotic.

girl- Hey, do i have something on my shirt?"
victim- OMG! The Wondrous site of The Kentucky Overalls O.o

by Fredrico Swanson November 7, 2010

newport kentucky

A town filled with white “wanna be gangstas” who walk around town cheifing on cigs all day trading their food stamps for hard core drugs. no, they do not have cars. They live in the shadow of the Queen City, Cincinnati. A town where the police force uses unnecessary measures to handle any situation that involves an African American due to their racism.

North side is filled with the priveledged white upper class, and the south end is in complete poverty. By neglecting those in need, the upper class citizens plan to push them into Covington to get rid of the drugs and baby mama drama.

“Dude... that guy over there on the side walk is overdosing, we have arrived in Newport Kentucky

by Mama I’ll January 14, 2018

Kentucky Reset

The act of powering a piece of equipment off and on again in a blind attempt to correct a problem without troubleshooting first. This generally corrects the problem 80 percent of the time, spiking up to 99 percent if the faulty equipment happens to be a computer.

Steve pulled the old Kentucky Reset on the printer and sure enough, the red light turned off and it started printing!

by dismantler July 7, 2011