Kevin

a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.

nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-

by white.obama February 21, 2020

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Kevin

Gay asian boy who sucks at fortnite and rages a lot

No skin 1: I played with Kevin in playground yesterday
No skin 2: how did it go
No skin 1: I killed him so many times that he rage quit.

by Xxfortniteplayer69420xX September 25, 2018

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kevin

kevin is a guy that totally sucks massive dick at all sports and his head flops around like a fuckin retard when he runs. he consumes massive amounts of dollar general and pizza sticks giving him the power to perform ultra gay activities with his epileptic dog also he thinks he can fight but even his trans-sexual brother can beat him up.he tries to compare himself to his awesome friends like wyatt and mack who get more pussy than he could ever imagine,but he really just has a bowl cut and cries every time anyone calls him fat which is the truth because he is like 200 pounds over weight he is known to most people as a poor ass or a kev-jizz he likes to tell people he plays basket ball really good but he actually sucks dick really good just ask Sheldon his fagget accomplice in the gay arts also known to us total bad asses as a shell-douche and there was this kid named austan but we wont get into that ,lets just say he was an even bigger fag until kevins ass swollowed him. he is also know to like cereal boxes ALOTTTTT !!!!!!!!!

guy1: hey look at that poor ass

guy2:oh him thats kevin

by that guy over there October 6, 2012

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