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Jonathan

A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.
Dude, I went to hangout with Jonathan and he had a ton of hoes over! Gotta love the kid.
by ImBetterThanNinja June 5, 2024
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Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
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Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.
Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu
by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023
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Jonathan

Damn that’s a Jonathan
by Hi are you good September 13, 2020
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I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)
Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !
by swag master josh April 3, 2013
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Jonathan Hicks

The sweetest asshole you'll ever meet. A honest, hard-working man, who loves his family, enjoys hunting, and is an amazing lover. The kind of man a good woman dreams of making hers forever. Sorry ladies he's all mine.
I found a real Jonathan Hicks and he's all mine.
by Wittyone February 2, 2024
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