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Jock Fantasy

Generally followed by people who feel edgy. Jock fantasy is for people who didn't read fantasy as kids and make sure you know they do now. Typically someone who binge watches The Hobbit movies and shares Game if Thrones memes on Facebook
Person 1: Did you watch Gane of Thrones last night?

Person 2: Nah, I don't waste my time on jock fantasy
by Mike8404 April 11, 2019
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Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
by anitsanil November 28, 2017
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Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.
Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!
by Fordgazm September 10, 2009
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Jock

The man who brings the water.

Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.
Thanks for the water Jock 😊
by WhiskyGirl84 August 7, 2021
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Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head
by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019
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jocke

Jocke is a very tal Guy hwo dont like fucking or girls, the only thing Jocke cares aboute is his games, Jocke Almost Always has a dog, becouse Jocke likes dogs, A Jocke usally plays hockey, and Jocke likes cars and bikes, jocke is the one guy hwo havent lost his verginity yet
Did you call Jocke, yeah but he dident want t come out he just want to be home and playing games
by Abri vad vill du December 12, 2016
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jocke

When you are sjukt dräggig.
Oj, here we have en jocke.
by Aroronon September 6, 2017
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