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Jelly baby

A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.

Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??

Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.
by Gazareth June 14, 2011
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jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!
"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"
by juve September 12, 2007
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jelly bracelets

PINK~ASS
BLUE~FUCK U
YELLOW~ GO BUG SOME ONE ELSE...HELLL YAAAA i hope I made a point
pink~ass
blue~fuck u
yellow~get an adult
by RANDI June 16, 2004
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Jelly bracelets

Personally,to me, jelly bracelets are just a fashion that is in! I mean, people think they are so cool knowing ALL of the meanings, when actually it is crap! Basically to me and my friends, jelly bracelets are just a fashion statement, not a sex game!
The jelly bracelets come in many colors...such as:
red
black
yellow
green
pink
etc.
by karkars April 18, 2006
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Jelly Roll

A whiteboy rapper from Nashville, Tennessee. A good freestyler, and also a good writer. Recently he put out an album with other Nashville rappers such as: Charlie P. and Haystak, called "The Mixtape Vol. 1" off of Street Flavor and 40 West Records. He has good rhymes, so don't underestimate his abilities by his skin.
"They say Jelly Roll is one of the best freestylers. He can also write too."
by P-Dubb August 4, 2006
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jelly bracelet

a cool accsesory witch has no accoaiation with sex or what ever
just because some people made this dosen't mean that you have to beleave it. i like the bracelets
hi jessica do you like my jelly bracelets?
ya they are awesome
by p.o.d.t.j.l. January 4, 2009
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jelly bracelets

They are just braclets people need to stop adding sex meaning to them because not everyone thinks they are and people just need to stop
by laura May 28, 2004
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