by John timmonthy March 13, 2017
Get the Joseph mug.A Joseph loves to play fortnut and rages every game. He’s loving and caring but he’s so lonely his girlfriends a dog. Cares about others not only himself and gives love to people in need. A very cringeworthy guy with man titties and a dad bod.
Look at that guy over there
He’s definitely a Joseph just look at those man titties.
Oh yeah so hot with that man bod
He’s definitely a Joseph just look at those man titties.
Oh yeah so hot with that man bod
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by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016
Get the Jose Maria mug.Guy 1- please spell you name please
Guy 2 -okay J-O-E-S-E-P-H
Guy 1 writes Joseph
Guy 2- DAMM IT !!!! My names not spelt like that
Joeseph
Guy 2 -okay J-O-E-S-E-P-H
Guy 1 writes Joseph
Guy 2- DAMM IT !!!! My names not spelt like that
Joeseph
by Kwaja February 11, 2012
Get the Joeseph mug.The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.
oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
by caliplaya January 26, 2006
Get the san jose mug.-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private Spanish gathering.
-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.
-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.
-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).
-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.
-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.
-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).
John Dope - Hey nice party huh?
Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?
John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE
Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before
John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.
Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.
Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?
John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE
Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before
John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.
Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.
by Sean C. A.K.A. Ladies Holla April 24, 2008
Get the I Know Jose mug.Horrible Man Who Is In Africa Who Abducts Children & Turns Them Into Killers. He Makes The Girls Sex Slaves & Turns The Boys In To Warriors. He Forces Them To Kill There Own Parents, And Mess Up People Faces, And Kill People. He Has A HUGE Army Of These Children And We HAVE To Stop Him. Its Getting Out Of Control. HELPPP !!!!!!
Go To Youtube And Type In KONY 2012 And Click On The One With The Earth ! Watch The Whole Thing If You Can And Show AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, Have A Heart.... Dont Let Others Down.
Go To Youtube And Type In KONY 2012 And Click On The One With The Earth ! Watch The Whole Thing If You Can And Show AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, Have A Heart.... Dont Let Others Down.
by katy luckkjookensmoger June 16, 2012
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