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Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.
Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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Jock

"Wow, John is such a damn jock"
by strap for your jock January 18, 2020
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Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
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Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
by anitsanil November 28, 2017
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Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.
Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!
by Fordgazm September 10, 2009
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Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023
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soc jocks

a group of soccer players who play on the same team and and always hang around each other. similar to the soccer cult, but these people are view as popular and friendly, can either be a group of boys and girls
non soccer friend: hey mia, wanna hang out
mia: can't, im hanging with tessa and lori.
non soccer friend: oh, you mean the soc jocks
by SiennaChace August 15, 2010
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