Tuesday

Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend

Guy: Dude I met this girl and she is such a Tuesday
2 Guy: Smash her then

by I am Anonymous 00 November 20, 2017

Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.

Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.

by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024

Dogging Tuesday

Dogging on a Tuesday… duh

Hey it’s dogging Tuesday, wanna celebrate?

by sardinen September 14, 2021

Turn up Tuesday

When Coach Jerell Miller motivates you through music & his natural “turn up” energy to push your mind through a very intense hit cardio workout! #keepushing

Jerell’s turn up Tuesday was LIT 🔥 😎

by Papi esta aqui November 12, 2019

National boobs tuesday

National boobs Tuesday is the day once a week where the lover of a man must send one picture of her breasts this day has been celebrated since Trump left office

National boobs Tuesday is coming I can't wait

by Illusionist7546 November 28, 2023

Twister on Tuesday

When having a really bad day and it’s just like a twister on Tuesday

Man I dropped my cereal, my day really just turned my day into a twister on Tuesday

by DJohnson1889 February 11, 2019

Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.

Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"

by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017