snuggle book

A schedule of the people you're going to be snuggling with. Most of the time written in calendar form so as not to double book two people the same day.
Jessica: Hey Nick, I want to come fall asleep in your arms.

Nick: My Snuggle Book is full until next Thursday, want me to pencil you in?
by Sonny741 February 23, 2016
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so book

When someone is so perfect or hard to describe that it’s like their a book character
That man is so book
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Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 21, 2010
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synonym-book

Can you please give me the synonym-book, I want to look up another word for Thesaurus.
by Axeman 351 May 04, 2016
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Book-turning

The action of flipping over a book on display so that the back cover is showing, usually to hide the content of the book
John: Wanna go down to the library and do some book-turning?
Jack: Yeah, they had some new sociology books we need to hide from the public.
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burn book

a book that people (mainly females) put nasty things about others in
Kylie: OMG!!!!! I fucking hate Jessica so fucking much cuz she slpet with mah bae Kyle!
Sarah: Put it in the burn book.
by Lolliepuff February 15, 2015
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Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.
"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"
by Vbui717 June 10, 2014
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