Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway
"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022
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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.
by stage slave January 31, 2023
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nut tunnel

A long, cylindrical, hollow object resembling the inside of a vagina after one "nuts" inside of it. For example, a fried Twinkie from the State Fair. Also may be used to describe the vagina itself.
Guy 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's pregnant..."
Guy 2: "Should have finished on her back! Say no to the nut tunnel"
by darkthrone515 December 29, 2015
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rat tunnel

when a super sweaty minecraft bridge duels player creates a horrid tunnel system under the bridge to win
God dammit, this sweat has made a massive rat tunnel and I am getting shit on...
by poobi August 02, 2023
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Baltimore Wind Tunnel

The act in which a Girl/Old woman sits on their partners face and queefs down the recievers throat. These acts usually make the recievers breath smell like a fish market afterwards.
Oh Honey, I gave this Nice young man a Baltimore wind Tunnel a couple days ago. He cant get the taste of salmon out of his mouth.
by Beekay104 December 03, 2024
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Tunneling

A behavioral pattern found in markets where the price of product stays in-between a given ranger for an extended period of time. When graphed one can see price bouncing between two almost physical barriers, causing the trend to go sideways. This behavior has claimed the lives of many traders' accounts and has caused thousands of people to go on tilt. Do not fall the trap of tunneling.
Person 1 - How was trading JPY today?
Person 2 - I might as well have rolled a Rari.
Person 1- oh?

Person 2 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 1 - Fuckin' tunneling
by Ranch_Meee_Investigate_311 September 09, 2021
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