A boy who lives in weslaco named omar loredo who likes banging homeless ebony bitches for fun... and jerking off to big black dicked trannys
by Ruben Saenz April 07, 2003
one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut
by scott December 31, 2004
Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.
Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.
by SmotherTeresa June 08, 2012
The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!
John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.
by Tabithaz February 15, 2010
1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.
2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.
3) A baseball player.
2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.
3) A baseball player.
"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"
by TheWrangler May 26, 2009
A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.
Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
by Chocolaterockstar October 04, 2018
The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...
If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.
If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021