Post-Hump Day

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)

"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"

by R.U. High February 23, 2014

Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.

'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'

by Bojrezo June 13, 2016

Jump 'N Hump

A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.

Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.

by Bre MO November 6, 2008

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

Humping her leg

To hit on someone sexually, either aggressively or persistently, but not violently.
Variations include "humping the leg", "hump her leg"

She knew that if she wore that little black dress to the bar, she’d have guys humping her leg all night long.

by sef6 December 1, 2011

Raw Hiney Hump

A sexual position while in an orgy, in which you and your best friend try to avoid seeing one another’s penises by having your backs to each other. In the process you bump rumps one to many times causing each butt to become raw and bleeding and thus you are now blood brothers.

The Raw Hiney Hump is a pain in the ass, even hours after you're finished.

by Bionic Chinchilla January 10, 2012

hill humping fuck

A player who takes overly ambitious shots in first person shooters whilst camped far away from the actual combat areas. They can usually be found on a hill or anything they can use for cover. This player is almost as unhelpful to his team as he/she is a massive cunt in real life.

Ex 1: I wish that hill humping fuck would stop camping and actually play the game.
Ex 2: If that hill humping fuck kills me one more time I’m uninstalling this game.

by Enragedgamer96 June 6, 2018