Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

heterocoat

verb

to dress and/or act in a more heteronormative manner than usual so as to appease the homophobic sensibilities of those around you

My Latter-day Saint parents want me to heterocoat my life with my same-sex partner when we're out in public with them, because they're afraid their other LDS friends will see us holding hands or kissing around my parents and get the wrong impression that my folks actually support LGBT+ rights.

by NewNameEli January 12, 2022

Heterochromia

Heterochromia is a very rare condition when one eye is one color but the other is a different color. There are 2 kinds of heterochromia: complete heterochromia and partial heterochromia/sectoral heterochromia. Complete heterochromia is in the beginning of this definition, and partial heterochromia/sectoral heterochromia is when one part of the eye is one color but the other part is a different.

Jason: wow! Your eyes! Do you have eye contacts?
Emily: Jason, I had an injury and caused heterochromia, a very rare condition when one eye is a color but the other eye is a different color.
Jason: cool-

by Smart ok January 16, 2022

hetero

Enemies of lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo.
That dudes who simply live and let live.

lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "R u gae?;)"
dude: "mhh..Nope"
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "WAAAT R U HOMOPHIBIAN/HETERO?!?!?!? BASTARD RACIST"

by georgerius January 17, 2022

heterocactus

A male who is straight but will stick his prick in just about any female that comes his way. A judgement free prick.

I was at the bar when my beer goggles turned on and I was being my normal heterocactus self. All types of females were coming at me from every angle so I gave each of them a prick they would remember.

by misterbananamanager February 16, 2022

Heteroclip

A movie/series that typically showcases a story in a heteronormative setup. It shows us the cis-gender gaze totally missing out on that life through the lens of other genders.

Rob: Friends is such a comforting show? It's so funny. It was even progressive of its age while showing the gay wedding and all?
Riya: Yes, it's funny. But it's such a heteroclip. The entire plot is about heterosexuals & if there are any non-hetero scenes, it's made into a joke.

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John: I have been watching Modern Family. I laugh so much but it's such a heteroclip. Like Phil only teaches her son Luke to catch a ball. Even the gay couple wants to build a princess castle for their girl. I mean, seriously? We are not in the 60s? Can we please change the gender binaries in these shoes? But hey, it makes us laugh.

by Brocovich February 23, 2022

hetera

Where hetero is a prefix for heterosexual men, hetera is the prefix for heterosexual women.

Look at that hetera goddex over there, I heard that when she transitioned to identifying as a woman she didn't like being called hetero anymore even though she was only attracted to men so she wanted to be called hetera instead!

by brennanquest March 10, 2022