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Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.
by zunit469 July 31, 2014
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Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
by J-Rawk October 8, 2009
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Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman
Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!
by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
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Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.
1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020
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Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.
Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...
by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020
mugGet the Ham-splainmug.

ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
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Rum Ham

A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!
by Retr0200202 June 3, 2019
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