An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
by zunit469 July 31, 2014
Get the Ham Cakemug. A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!
Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!
Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
by J-Rawk October 8, 2009
Get the Poor Hammug. by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
Get the Ham Womanmug. 1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020
Get the Ham Hammamug. To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.
Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-
Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-
Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...
by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020
Get the Ham-splainmug. A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.
A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
Get the ham sambitchmug. A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
by Retr0200202 June 3, 2019
Get the Rum Hammug.