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Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.
"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"
by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025
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Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 29, 2007
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Bicycle Helmet Generation

"Bicycle Helmet Generation", a term crowned by American Standup Comedian Bill Burr used to describe Generation Z (Zoomers). The term comes from the need to overcompensate for safety, and thus sacrifice the fun that the activity originally had. Which is something that most people in Generation Z had to grow up with, usually enforced by their parents. This obsession with over-the-top safety is a key characteristic of what defines the generation that's well known for being too sheltered. This is characterized by Byclicle helmets in which most children are forced to wear for "their own good". This being a key sample where excessive safety measures have taken the place of fun, in what should have been a free and spontaneous activity. This is also characterized by overprotectiveness, and a parent/guardians' general fear to give their child the slightest bit of autonomy.
Why were what should have been the fun physical activities of my childhood so boring and vapid?

I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
by Oddballer November 12, 2020
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River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
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Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011
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Helmet

The name Hannah Baker in the original Netflix series "13 Reasons Why" gives Clay Jenson
"Clay. helmet... your name does not belong on this list.
by catnoelle April 22, 2017
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