The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

big red guitar

Kenan’s guitar, also know as claire. The guitar is big and red. Not bright neon, but more like the color of the sunset. < ( reference from the hunger games )

Kenan’s big red guitar is sexy.

by Colby brock12322 June 11, 2018

Flying Bass Guitar

Aircraft such as the Antonov AN-12, AN-22, AN-26, and the Tupolev TU-95 that have a very low frequency prop sound when flying at high altitudes and even have the tendency to vibrate things on the ground.

I was watching Young and the Restless on tv and everything started to vibrate. The first thing I did was check FlightRadar24 and there was an Antonov AN-22 flying directly overhead. Those things have the tendency to vibrate everything even on the ground and I call it a flying bass guitar.

by Hurricane Dorian June 21, 2022

juicy guitar

A guitar tuned in a way that intentionally sounds out of tune.

Nothing's better than Boo Bob's Barnyard Blitz, hearing Wohunk on bass, Beewick on drums, and good ol' Boo Bob on down home juicy guitar.

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Cloud Guitar

A Classic Guitar instantly recognisable to many as the instrument wielded by one of the greatest musicians/songwriters in the universe, Prince. This guitar was first introduced in the 1980s hit film Purple Rain which helped Prince reach his level of fame. This guitar took on many different colours throughout his tours, one example being the Sign Of The Times Tour where the guitar was a Peach colour, he’s also rocked the cloud in other colours such as blue, PURPLE, yellow, red, etc...

This instrument was kitted with a SC and a HB pickup, these were EMG branded, giving him that electronic (Computer Blue 😉) sound.

Paired with a few boss pedals and a Mesa boogie amp star amp, you’ll be sounding like the purple one himself.

Prince: Fetch me my cloud guitar, I’m feeling CRAZY...
PUNCH A HIGHER FLOOR!!!

by The Purple Scribe September 30, 2020

Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

by longrod79 September 12, 2020

Bring your guitare

Means "Bring weapons"! Known from the movie "Desperado"!

- Jim, I need you to get over here!

- Ok, I'm on my way, dude!

- And Jim?

- Yeah?

- Bring your guitare...

- OK, I hear you! Just hang in there, OK?

by DjinForTheWin February 23, 2009