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Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!
“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard
by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025
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Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .
Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.
by Dickbagfartbucket July 15, 2022
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Guitar Hero

A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.
Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun 🙂
by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022
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Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018
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Bring your guitare

Means "Bring weapons"! Known from the movie "Desperado"!
- Jim, I need you to get over here!

- Ok, I'm on my way, dude!

- And Jim?

- Yeah?

- Bring your guitare...

- OK, I hear you! Just hang in there, OK?
by DjinForTheWin February 23, 2009
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tune the guitar

Twist a females nips as if you were tightening the strings, meanwhile with your off hand you str the females vagina as if it was a guitar
I'll be over in a bit Steve my wife needs me to tune the guitar, it's sounding strange
by xXCMADXx December 20, 2013
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Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand
My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo
by longrod79 September 12, 2020
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