Grapes

The name given to prolapsed haemorrhoids, particularly when thrombosed due to the similar appearance.

Damn my grapes are playing up. Pass me that rubber ring, I need to sit down.

by Doctor N November 14, 2009

Cheese grater

The act of cutting oneself with a cheese grater.

The only true and brutal way to cut yourself is with a cheese grater. Only pussies use razors and knives.

Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.

by Frony May 28, 2008

grape

The combined act of groping and rape. Usually done by leprechauns.

The leprechauns just had a grape fest over here.

by the-Vampire January 11, 2009

Gaper

a sexual act from doggy style in which you spit into your partners anus while quickly inserting your penis into the anus, then pulling out

Nate Gave Cori The Gaper Last Night?

by Lord-Gore March 7, 2010

Got Any Grapes?

Asked by the Duck from The Duck Song in the most retarded and gayest way possible.

The Duck said to the man RUNNIN' THE STAND: "hey *bumbumbum* got any grapes?"

by Palogon June 26, 2016

I got grapes

A phrase that one says to someone. meaning you have Extremely potent weed.

Gules: Aye man i got grapes!!!!!!
Daniel: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by peter new man May 11, 2006

Grapeful

When you drank enough wine to feel emotional.

Susan: I am not drunk, I am just grapeful!

by Vodkanouchka April 18, 2017