Google Wisdom

Anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on Google's search engine and comparing the result totals.

The search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.

If you Google (verb) the words "Dick Cheney" + "Selfless", you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).

If you Google the words "Dick Cheney"
+ "Selfish" you get 110,000 results.

This is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that 'Dick Cheney' is more closely associated with the term 'selfish' than 'selfless'. He must therefore be, in fact, selfish.

This conclusion is called 'Google Wisdom'.

by DrMario July 8, 2009

Google cooking

To google two or more food ingredients on a searchbot and look for results to make recipes.

A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for whatever you have in that fridge of yours and prepare meals from the search-sites' results.

Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

google disproved

The opposite, but related to, of google proved

When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:

1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself

2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.

3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.

by Sexydimma May 17, 2016

Google Forest

The Google Forest is where tweakers end up on days 4 through 6 of a meth binge!They will spend hours on their cell phones and discover the most outrageous websites and try to decipher the "HIDDEN"Conspiracy behind it!

I've been walking through the Google Forest for 6 days!

by Smitty10 January 22, 2021

Google Mapped

When some one checks Google to find the location of a place that they need to get to, often considered quite nerdy. (doesn't stop me from doing it though)

Tom: hey do you know where this club is James?

James: yeah I Google Mapped it.

Tom: you need to get out more.

by Jelly Bells January 24, 2011

google hangouts

where you shall
1.) meet
and
2.) lose
your girlfriend

yeah dude, you should totally join google hangouts!

by Rhink_Shipper January 24, 2017

Google Gangster

Someone who thinks they know it all but truly only uses google for all there answers.

Bryan: you think you know it all

Lisa: Because I do

Bryan: what is the capital of Switzerland?
Lisa : {types on google .......}
Bryan: exactly you google gangster

by google gangster exposer December 20, 2017