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don’t give a care

Person 1: I’m sorry to inform you but your phone has died
Person 2: Don’t give a care
by OkNo2 January 1, 2020
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Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.
Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"
by Jesterrran November 17, 2021
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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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Give you the belt.

To strike another with a belt using force in order to get express dissatisfaction and/or exert dominance. Also often followed by the phrase "Showed Her."
How dare you talk to me like that, in the name of Shawn Hannity I'm gonna give you the belt.

Person1:Woke up last night in bed and my old lady was standing over me with my belt. She tried to give me the belt! Little did she know I had a belt on under the blanket. Had to give her the belt.
Person2: Showed Her.
by Dickless Nick25 August 26, 2017
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Give-A-Fuck-Boy

He looks like a fuckboy, but he actually cares and loves you.
Tony’s not a fuck boy, he’s a give-a-fuck-boy.
by JennaTools July 17, 2018
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Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash
Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit
by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020
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Give a little pipe

The act of showing affection via the art of penetrative sexual intercourse.
Give a little pipe.

“You can fight for your country, you can die for your country, but you can’t give your teacher a little pipe?” -Matt Terry FB 2018
by BeanDip Darryl February 10, 2018
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