Mom-girlfriend

Like a cougar, but she doesn't have a career, money or anything to offer a young man.

I don't understand why Tom is still with his mom-girlfriend, she's old enough to be his mom and doesn't have a job!

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Girlfriend bomb

When a female friend (or otherwise) askes you out and you tell them you have a girlfriend

Johnny dropped the Girlfriend bomb on that fucking gold digger

by xaneks September 20, 2016

tfw no girlfriend

Much more than a feel, an underlying truth you have to ignore by watching anime or playing games. It is when you have fully come around to acknowledge that women don't like you, even after you have tried your best, you've thrown away your time for many of em, and still, none of those ladies liked you, or cared for that matter. This term was invented for wizards, incels, and bots, but it has gained some recognition from your average shitty norman who complains about going a year without a girlfriend when the lot of us have never had a female even dare to throw attention at us. Females & normans mostly think this is just a meme but it is much more for the real breathing males out there who feel dead inside without any female encounters or attention for that matter. They don't know what it's like for a man to be isolated from a gender for so long.

Normie Anon:>I miss my gf.... tfw no girlfriend
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard

by ImSoNEW July 1, 2018

Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.

"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day....Hey, do you have a big apartment?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two

by Yngwie J. Malmsteen November 3, 2005

Ex girlfriend

Some junky girl that doesn’t exist anymore.

Ky is a ex girlfriend that dosent exists nomore LOL.

by Asb February 17, 2018

x-girlfriend

1.Is a girl that gives you some even if you don't have that boyfriend/girlfriend label.
2.Still answers your booty calls with no questions asked and an easy YES.

1. "Bro,my x-girfriend went down on me right now." Joe says." Didn't you guys break up?"His friend says.
2. _____ I'm horny, can you come over? Yes. Ok great see you in a few. I still can get it from my x-girlfriend.

by Natalie38_delossantos March 24, 2007

Quasi-girlfriend

A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyfriend / husband returns.

Meghan was his quasi-girlfriend; She was only seeing him seriously until her boyfriend returned from Germany.

by Giirri April 17, 2008