getting Melissa'd

the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named Melissa. most Melissa's do this a lot.

guy 1: hey did you hear about Alan?
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!

by slmslmslm September 4, 2013

Getting Mako'd

When two of your exes begin dating each other. Famous for originally happening to Mako in the Legend of Korra, as well as Finn in Adventure Time.

Finn: Princess Bubblegum and Marceline just started going out.
Jake: You're totally getting Mako'd!

by mightymoe333 November 17, 2020

Getting Franked

When your significant other gets a hot dog/sausage off the stove and sneaks up behind you and slides it up your butthole.

Mr. Rocha was making hot dogs and didn't realize he was getting Franked by Jasmine until the thumb.

by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

get shreked

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

by teeeaaaaaa August 31, 2021

get fried

to get high lol

‘yeah we’re probably going to get fried at this thing’

by maybemabel April 6, 2021

GET ME

GET MEEEEEE!!!

A Term Used Often By BSG Shotta To Show His Joy And Excitement

Guy1: Wait Bro, Did You See That Kill?
Guy2: Yes Man I Did

Guy1&2: GET MEEEE!!!!!

by Adam348 February 5, 2022

Get A Rag

A phrase that must be screamed when in the presence of a nasty motherfucker or when someone needs to take a shower.

Michele was in the presence of a nasty sonofawhore motherfucker who smelled like a mix between fromunacheese and fermented anal sweat so she exclaimed "GET A RAG YOU SONOFAWHORE"

by whatevs2 July 30, 2012