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the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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pinch my grandma with a crowbar

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?
by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022
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Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner
Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.
by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023
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Great grandma day

Great grandma day is a day of the year that you appreciate your great grandma. Get her a gift because it her day!!
Girl: what is today?
Boy: ITS GREAT GRANDMA DAY! GO GIVE HER A PRESENT
by fun2736 July 10, 2023
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Grandma eve e-lyn

#g-rape.st
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆

They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
No I’m for real there were at least 2 grandma eve e-lyn they are davinci of disguises.
by KelrlddippninOx8oooohhh July 14, 2023
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Smelly Grandma

A Smelly Grandma is a grandma that is extremly smelly.
"Hey Hoes your grandma"
"shes smelly"
"How is she a smelly Grandma"
"She is a smelly grandma because shes smelly"
Harley pulls up and beats the life out of us

harley is a silly billy
by Defenetlynotluma August 5, 2023
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original grandma O.G.

A woman who becomes a grandma before 40 years of age.
Your a original grandma O.G. because you became a grandma before 40
by Slangstyle August 28, 2023
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