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Google Smack

Under certain circumstances, the use of the Google search engine yields many results that prove either embarassing or defaming to an individual. Usually due to some amount of personal information available freely or without restriction on the internet and not carefully filtered using a pseudonym or handle.
Rosie got Google smacked after a job interview when her prospective employer searched for her name and turned up drunk pictures of her from MySpace and archived erotic Star Trek fanfiction. Needless to say, she did not get the job.
by rbk1981 March 4, 2009
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Google Hangouts

Google Hangouts is a chatting system created by, what a surprise, Google. On the surface, it appears to be innocent and of no harm - just another way to socialize. But really, it is filled with evil. Students who use Google Hangouts most likely use it due to the fact that they do not have a phone. These students probably have extremely strict parents, especially by the teenage years (a generalization not meant to be offensive)... aka the smarter kids. There is a lot of competition between these students, which fuels drama. During school, of course, there isn't much time to argue and fight, but after school, Google Hangouts becomes the warzone. The place where all the drama is born and amplified.

So, moral of the story, try to avoid group chats of over 40 people on Hangouts. It will not fair well (especially if the group chat contains enemies of yours).
I spoke with my friend on Google Hangouts today.
by jebbush April 21, 2017
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google disproved

When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:

1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself

2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.

3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.
by Sexydimma May 17, 2016
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google worthy

When your name is googled and you come up on the front page.
Guy: Yo man that stunt you pulled was google worthy!

Stunt Guy: Sheeeeiiiittt!!
by Zrevoman August 26, 2010
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Google Moment

When you feel the need to google something.
World's hottest climate.
"hey google the hottest climate to see where it is."

"Google moment!"
by Teadrisa July 13, 2007
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Google Love

When a website you performed search engine optimization on increases it's page rank or rank for a particular keyword or group of keywords.
I got some Google Love today on my blog. They moved me up from position 7 to 2 overnight.
by Fishman33 July 21, 2010
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Google Mapped

When some one checks Google to find the location of a place that they need to get to, often considered quite nerdy. (doesn't stop me from doing it though)
Tom: hey do you know where this club is James?

James: yeah I Google Mapped it.

Tom: you need to get out more.
by Jelly Bells January 24, 2011
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