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Glasgow Special

The "Glasgow Special" is essentially a donkey punch, with the variation of using a glass bottle instead of a fist to deliver the blow to the back of the head.
Tom: Will you Glasgow Special me please?
by Mendax June 23, 2014
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Glass barbecue enthusiast

Someone who enjoys frying up some good Ol' methamphetamine . A shortnened version is "glass barbie enthusiast"
"I'm not going to invite Dave over anymore, the bloody glass barbecue enthusiast keeps steeling my light bulbs"
by Fatnuselessninja December 14, 2017
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martini glasses

Used to describe classically shaped and sized women's breasts, that are neither too large nor too small, commonly quantified as 34C. When a classic, conical-shaped martini glass is placed over each, they fit perfectly inside, with no air space underneath, and no excess breast sticking out.
Dude, that bitch's tits are PER-fect!

Word! Martini glasses, them is!
by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
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ass glasses

ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)
Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.
by SilleYrag September 14, 2016
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Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or

You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
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stoner glasses

big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.
girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.
by carito April 27, 2006
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glass danse

guy at a club: "oh man; it's glass danse! i love this song!"
by Coilin October 10, 2004
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