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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash
Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit
by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020
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Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.
Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"
by Jesterrran November 17, 2021
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no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story
no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots
by christopherstagram November 23, 2021
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Don’t give af

I Fr don’t give af 😹💯
“Yo bro u get no bitches u lame asf” okay nigga did I ask? I don’t give af 🤣😹💯
by Swipes_ July 22, 2021
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giving her the river

An old junkie double-cross; when one junkie shoots up another who believes she's getting a certain dose but, in reality, is getting mostly water while the junkie shooting her up is keeping the dope for himself
He was "giving her the river" or, better yet, he was giving her the Mississippi River.
by Mimapete June 27, 2011
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Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.
Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS
by Clapsham March 5, 2020
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