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Best Friend

Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !
Hey, wanna be my best friend ? I have $20 dollars !
by oddballed January 23, 2010
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bebe friend

My dog just gave birth to a litter of bebe friends.
by ifuseek November 14, 2011
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Best friend

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.
Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."

Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"
by pocketsnails December 27, 2015
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mother best friend

A friend who acts as your mother but not in a bad way, they protect you from things and make sure that you are always okay.
I will not date Nathan because he is a player, I know this from my mother best friend.
by Medium_biscuit October 8, 2016
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Best Friend

A best friend is a person who is always there for you,no matter what , where and when, you always have fun together, knows everything about you knows what you hate and like
by Aisha a December 27, 2016
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Best Friend

A Best Friend is a person who doesn't care how crazy you are, they stay by your side. A best friend still talks to you even if you wear mom clothes to school everyday. A best friend decorates your locker 2 months before your birthday even if the last day of school happens to be in 2 weeks. And last but not least a Best Friend picks out your drandruff flakes even if there is absolutely NO hope of getting each flake out.
I call you my best friend cause you pick out my dandruff.
by Pinky Teddy Bear June 12, 2017
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best-friend-gayle

BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."

Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.

This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.

Can also be shortened to BFG.
Hi, I'm Steve. This is my best-friend-gayle, Mike. We've known each other a long time.

People think we're together, but we're not. She's is my best-friend-gayle.

You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
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