Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010

five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.

guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen

by drewdt April 29, 2011

Face-Five

Slapping someone across the face.

Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011

five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 26, 2010

Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."

Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you

by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011

friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Cy-Five

A "high-five" given on the internet,where mutual contact isn't possible but only virtual is!

You nailed a chick in Idaho. Cy-five on that!

by Aneesh Nadkarni January 6, 2008