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Fart dominance

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018
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Juggle fart

When you fart, slurp it back and repeat it again and again until you're bored.
Dav - Imma juggle fart my boi.
*Octopus slurping and farting noises*
Noé - Please stop
by Kheyzeno November 4, 2020
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slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
by Filiosp April 14, 2020
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fart powerpack

A device into which one can store energy, as you might with a regular rechargeable battery pack, but in this case the energy is one’s directly deposited flatulence.
I got myself a fart powerpack and have made a commitment to decrease my energy use by increasing my consumption of beans.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
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fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.
When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019
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smooth fart

to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."

Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009
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