shit ears

a person who emits faeces from their ears when they sneeze.

"i tried to hold this sneeze in today. Alas, no use. Smatterings of shit went everywhere. Man am i a shit ears or what?"

by robbie666 August 10, 2006

play it by ear

We say play it by "ear" because we are making decisions as we HEAR them. This means we are not making any final plans right now because we might hear of other things that could prevent us from being able to participate. So basically it means I might have better shit to do.

Aimee: Hey can you hang out tomorrow night?
John: I might have to work late so let's play it by ear.

by The TRUE meaning is May 12, 2016

swimmers ear

when you cum in a girls EAR

oooh shit i justcame in your ear now you have SWIMMERS EAR

by YO SON whats GOOD July 6, 2006

ear-rape

When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.

Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."

Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."

Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."

by laughatlisa May 11, 2009

ear dicked

when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.

Yo Nick just ear dicked Ben, that little fag probobly enjoyed it too!

by sean frum bk July 20, 2008

Ear of Corn

Lube up ones ear with duck butter and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice of a partner and listen to the ocean.

At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".

by Bosoms Orork March 24, 2010

pickle in the ear

A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.

John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.

by Angatkuq October 26, 2010