Wongle diddley dongle

This is a person who preforms the act of shitting on a persons face. After they shit on the persons face of they eat the shit, and wait. When they have to shit they shit back onto the person who shat on them first and this begins a never ending cycle to get the scary wongle diddley donlge to not haunt you in the after world. If you do it enough times he will in fact not haunt you in the after life. But there is no defined number, you must find this out yourself

Man I would love to wongle diddley dongle that girl. I need someone so that lord wongle diddley dongle will not haunt me in the after life.

by Lord Dongle Diddley Dongle -JW September 25, 2019

baby diddler

A cho-mo a cathholic priest that parts the alterboys hair while getting his dick sucked and saying bless you my child bless you......A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER NAMED CHESTER THE MOLESTER

That Catholic priest is a baby diddler i heard he touched jimmy while parting his hair and saying bless you my child

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

Filly Daddle

When a girl decides to unexpectedly reach into your pants and start rubbing up on you but she doesn’t know what she’s doing.

Dan: “Did she filly daddle?”
George: “Of course she did look at her, she would filly daddle anyone!”

by Sluts696969 January 13, 2020

Infamously diddled

When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.

I'm always infamously diddled by john when we play smash.

by TnodnarB May 24, 2020

Bin Dudley

Someone who thinks they're cool because of the group they hang out with.
Mainly girls who think they're part of the street skid scene but don't own a car.

"You know that girl over there that always puts burnouts on her snapchat story, she's such a Bin Dudley"

by Xr6Turboski June 14, 2020

King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.

“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump

by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020

Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.

It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.

by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020