Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.
by ThrobbyDobby420 April 11, 2023
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Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 January 31, 2012
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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 04, 2017
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tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp
Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock
by U!tdm tusks April 03, 2018
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Ciggy dock

The very intimate and intense act of lightning a friend's cigarette with the end of your, already lit, cigarette. Akin to the sex act of docking
Friend 1: Hey, I don't have a lighter will you ciggy dock with me?
Friend 2: sure thing, homie!
by Z8GND5296 April 14, 2020
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phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.
"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018
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knock and dock

Going up to someone's house knocking at the door and engaging in intercourse after they answer.
Dude, I knock and docked Autumn yesterday, it was awesome!
by TreOcculi October 10, 2018
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