diversity

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by Hardcoremineman June 6, 2018

diversity

well.. it is in fact an old wooden ship.. used by the vikinga to come over to america to rape and pillage the natives...most were common swedish folk

- Well, i am swedish - i rape women on diversity

by Nardo- - April 3, 2005

Bart Diver

A weird guy that lives in the forest and playing runescape all days long.

I saw this weird guy Bart Diver on Runescape today, people has confirmed he has hair all over hes body.

by Arbert von rumpa February 12, 2009

Brazilian Scuba Diver

A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.

Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 19, 2007

Swan Dive

The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.

- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!

by mFarmer July 18, 2010

Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum September 1, 2013

muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

by spazzy jazzy January 18, 2003