Diamond in an Ice Storm

A way to describe your dick, should you ever come across an erection so powerful, so immense, that not even the glory holes of 100 virgins can calm the swelling rage that is your penis

It's raping time buddy, and guess whose passing out the free, hot dickings.
And let me tell you, when she revealed that lacy red bra with matching panties, I was like a Diamond in an Ice Storm.
by Alan Tross August 12, 2009
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Christ on a diamond heist

An exclamation used to convey one's feeling of surprise by comparing that shock to the astoundment one would experience if they were to hear that Christ went on a diamond heist.
"Christ on a diamond heist, where did that come from?"
by Douche McBaggins May 09, 2015
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(Fake Diamond earring)

just Two Fricking Question marks with diamonds.
What else is there???
by GabeGamingYT November 05, 2017
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lou diamond syrup

tequila mixed with promythazyne, codine, or in other word that purple stuff, mud
lou diamond syrup will nok you out
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Diamond in a Donkey's Ass

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.
A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"
by gwennie68 June 18, 2011
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Triple Black Diamond

A type of legal weed that is sold 1.5g at a time. Some of the best spice out their that is both effective and cheap. Must be 18 years or older to buy
Dan: Dude we need good cheap spice man
Trevor: Exactly man lets go get some Triple Black Diamond
by uziman55 June 17, 2011
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Blood Diamonds

When a girl "vajazzles" on her period.
She was so trailer that her Blood Diamonds were "monthly crusted."
by cubswin60611 December 26, 2011
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