This disease is caused when one will not turn away from their electronic device when in conversation.
by HeyYouShutUp September 25, 2017
Get the HK Diseasemug. A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.
by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010
Get the Time Diseasemug. by Jeffcoat Ramirez September 10, 2020
Get the Slayton’s Diseasemug. onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube--most commonly used in star bucks--turns green and rots away. The rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and Draymond Green to snapchat a photo of his dick. Symptoms include: runny nose, dry scrotum, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.
Patient: "Hey doctor, I believe that I may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease."
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*
by Prof. Meatloaf March 10, 2017
Get the onomatelopasaurouseperino diseasemug. When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country
by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019
Get the kebab diseasemug. IS a person thats called diego and he has a disease and if u get close u can get sick.You always have to be alert,so you dont get it.
by Salcedopaula34 July 9, 2017
Get the diego diseasemug. Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified
by djzdc October 10, 2011
Get the Impatience Diseasemug.