Dairy Fresh

When one releases a fresh fart into a crisp cup of milk

here's your dairy fresh bro

by queef queen 08 January 9, 2014

Daily Note

'Daily Note' is a way of saying "On a regular basis" or "Everyday". It is a saying that has strong prominence is some parts of the United Kingdom, mainly Bristol.

Alex - "I took the fattest bong hit the other day, got me so high"
Brad - "Don't worry, I do that shit on a DAILY NOTE mate"

Sam - "I did anal with my girlfriend the other day and she loved it"
James - "Not that impressive bud, Man does that on a DAILY NOTE"

by YouthRepresent December 28, 2014

daily romer

a routine morning shit

Excuse me, I've gotta go take my daily romer.

by Carroll ünd Klinger February 4, 2015

daily park

When you're addicted to prostitutes and take them daily into a parking garage to park your peen in their spleen (if ya know what I mean).

"Have you had your daily park today?" "Yeah, it was great!"

by Lightningthing June 16, 2014

Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.

I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!

by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015

dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

daily Hari

The wonderful act of Double penetrating someone whilst getting double penetrated at the same time

Person 1"What is he doing?"

Person 2"He's just doing a daily Hari."

by DodgyDave6669 December 3, 2015