cum trapped

(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess

def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands

"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"

-me on how I thought of the word

by diddy kong November 21, 2009

CUM Pledge

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online

- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge

by nddragoon November 1, 2020

cum eater

Is a female who love to eat and swallow as much cum as she can.
a female who loves to eat cum out of the pussy of another female after a gang bang

Last night after Jens Gang bang she had cum all over her and in her pussy. Sarah made sure to lick up all the cum off her body and pussy. sarah is sych a cum eater

by slutfriend July 30, 2009

cum socks

A 'special' sock that is used for 'mopping up' following a 'five knuckle shuffle'. Such footwear have the unusual characteristics of being able to stand upright after repeated use.

Used extensivley by males aged 11 upwards.

Time to go to the launderette: my cum socks aren't mopping up anymore.

by The Cap'n June 3, 2004

Cum Letter

A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.

Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice

by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010

cum camel

A chick that guzzles cum and stores it for later.

Yo dawg, check out 'dis slut she a cum camel. I bet she can store for weeks!

by Thatthitthot April 6, 2017

Cum Run

The act of running to the bathroom after receiving a cum wad. Typically trying to make sure it doesn't drip to the floor or run down your legs.

He filled me with so much, I was dripping the entire time I was cum running to the bathroom!

by TDMCRo2 January 11, 2017