Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

cream slap

Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.

She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.

by ah in oh March 11, 2008

Cream Canoe

An erect penis

When I saw that hot broad walk by I felt my cream canoe getting ready to sail.

by twinkie kid 63 August 20, 2008

Wop Cream

A heavy grease like substance Italians use to slick their hair back.

Amy: "Cindy look at Vinny's Hair"

Cindy: "Holy Cow! He's definitely not skimping on the Wop Cream!"

by mellowjello September 03, 2009

Cream Reaper

A woman that steals/eats a lot of cum

Karen is an absolute cream reaper

by Mimz_ mergs24 October 09, 2019

ass creamed

To defeat someone

My friend Cameron is being annoying, he's going to get his ass creamed.

by Topmomo1 January 30, 2019

Cream Dick

To cause a male to climax to a point of sperm, or 'cream', coming out of their knob.

"Emmah totally made Conor cream dick last night."

by Mikiea January 24, 2016