Skip to main content

cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the cougar lifemug.

Corner cougar

The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.

The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.
Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”

“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”

If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”
by Madame GenX May 12, 2021
mugGet the Corner cougarmug.

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.
The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.
by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021
mugGet the Cougar's petmug.

cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.
Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!
by All_BizTormentor Adam April 6, 2023
mugGet the cougar weekmug.

Cougar

person 1: hey look at that hot guy

cougar: I hope he's young!
by sussymomo October 10, 2023
mugGet the Cougarmug.

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019
mugGet the spank a cougarmug.

cougar

shannon davies is a cougar as she likes to get with younger men at a very ancient ages
oh my god! that girl is SUCH a shannon! she is 60 and with a 19 year old what a cougar!
by shannondavies November 9, 2021
mugGet the cougarmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email