Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Cooked

A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'

by Chemical Lobotomy September 21, 2017

cocky muthafucka

a highly conceited/arrogant muthafucka

GAPGOD is a cocky muthafucka for thinking he has a huge penis when it's really the size of my pinky

by ST_Doll November 30, 2017

cookething

It means to cook.

Guy #1: Can you cooketh me a cake?
Guy #2: Nah man, I suck at cookething.
Guy #2: Ya, cookething is hard to do.

by julianneellis March 8, 2018

Cooked

The act of getting an item either via a bot, or manual-using autofill.

Ay man you cooked anything during the Supreme Drop? Yeah man, took some bogos, took no L's.

by Equal_Memes May 14, 2018

Cookernup

To describe cooking up a mad feed but you're in a rush.

Trisso the mad dog is cookernup a deal he shot last week

by SwollenMember November 9, 2018

cook slag

A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.

"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".

by Snugalugs August 11, 2019