Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

comemierda

1. shit eater (literally)
2. someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing, what they are talking about, isn't paying attention to what they are doing, is stupid, etc.
3. someone who has nothing better to do than write hateful shit about their latino brothers (be it against Mexians, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Cubans, or any other Latinos) on UrbanDictionary.com. Find something better to do with your time, comemierdas.
(Commonly used Cuban/Puerto Rican(?) expression)

Guy 1: *walks into a wall* whoooaaaa my bad
Guy 2: goooood you are such a comemierda.
Guy 1: well at least I have better things to do than write hateful shit about other Latinos on Urban Dictionary. who's a comemierda now, mojon?
Guy 2: ...

by sinceracienporciento November 19, 2011

commercial

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.

cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

comme ci, comme ca

From the French which translates to "like this, like that" which in English can be "this way, that way". I've heard this used to describe questionable sexual orientation. Pronounced coom-see coom-sah.

"That's a nice pink shirt, bud. You a little comme ci, comme ca?"

by MacWhiz1 January 16, 2008

Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

by smeleigh July 21, 2007

Comment Jew

Someone who requires the approval of profile comments or picture comments on their myspace.

After submitting a comment on Kayla's profile, I recieved a notification that she requires approval of her comments before they can be posted. Fucking comment jew.

by tedious June 22, 2009

commenly

Redneck version of "commonly"

hot sauce

A food item that is applied to foods to make them hotter. Use commenly with chicken.

Yo, give me that hot sauce to put on my chicken mah.

by Peanutman March 09, 2005

by neckless_apes December 3, 2019