colin

Name of a boy that has a tiny wank and all the girls hate him. Also is terrible at video games. Guy who loves to play strip poker in a bank and fucks ugly girls with his tiny wank.

Man that's Colin he must have a tiny wank.

by dclare4 May 21, 2017

colin kaepernick

a very hot football player who was adopted...
quarterback for the 49ers ...a very sexy man

damn colin kaepernick is so sexy

by thebitchishere January 24, 2014

colice

another word for ass, booty, butt, rear end, hiney, tush

She was shaking her colice all over the place.
Damn! Did you see the size of her colice?

by easybakeovn February 3, 2004

Colonel Mustard

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

by C-Side November 21, 2004

Colonel Sanders

A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".

I gave her a Colonel Sanders!

by Col. Evan April 7, 2008

Colin

Colin, well Colin is a perfect human being, he has gorgeous face freckles and thick brown hair and big brown eyes that just make you feel safe, his caring personality just draws you in. not many people get to see his soft side, only people named Madison Martin. he is not afraid to fight for anyone he loves, so dont get him mad, he is a wonderful person who is very open and truthful. Colin is a very amazing guy that makes the best boyfriend and will be an even better husband, but you will never have a chance with Colin Durand-Scott, you will have to settle for some other guy who will never even compete with my Colin Durand-Scott. i love him so much, i thought you all needed to know! <3

Colin is gonna marry me someday!

by adisonm artinm July 23, 2014

Colonel

An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.

1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.

2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"

by FTG October 13, 2013