Noon-cod

A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.

“Listen here, see. Your boys are a gaggle of noon-cods. They ain’t never on time.”

by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025

Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Cod Rage

When you play MW2 and your one kill away from getting the minigun and SOME ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOOB OF A PLAYER decides to pull up with his FUCKASS RIOT SHIELD and BASH YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN. If you don't engage with them they just pull out the dumbass throwing knife and proceed to one hit kill you. People who use riot shield typically end up being little kids who don't know how to play, or 30-year old unemployed fatties who think there insane and spam get wrecked on voice chat. If you use a riot shield LIT END IT ATP.

Cod Rage is not really used in a sentence

by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 27, 2025

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

Cod Wat

A person who steals from there elders and family then brags about it to there friends and sells it without owning up to it

Sam took your grandmpas briefcase and brags about it then sells it without owning up to it. She was called a Cod Wat by her niece.

by Made By Shyster712 November 25, 2025

COD eye

The red in your eye when you play Call of Duty for too long

Bob: Hey, what's wrong with your eyes? There's red in them.
Craig: Oh don't worry, it's just COD eye

by Not a guy named Bentley February 3, 2025

Smelly Cod

Taking a shit in a toilet, and taking your rock solid dick and dipping in the shit.

Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."

by Rissionary Ticehurst March 13, 2025