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Resurrection of Christ

A spiritual sexual act, used to assert dominance on the Mormons. To complete the holy act, you will need a flash light, and a crucifix. Once you have convinced the dirty Mormon girl to bless you with her precious womb, you will position her into the “doggy” position. (You must ensure the room is completely dark) as you proceed to pound away, you sneak out the flash light and crucifix. With Cheetah like speed you turn on the flashlight and jam it into her anal cavity, to where the light is shining into your face, and proceed to raise the cross above your head, announcing that Jesus has been resurrected.
“As the light of holiness touched my face, and the cross was above my head, she coward in fear. For Jesus had been rebirth’Ed in her womb. The “Resurrection of Christ.”
by Daddydamon94 January 20, 2021
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Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.
Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show
by Sub128 January 30, 2021
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Alba and Christ

The sweetest couple in the world, lovely people on their own too.
Wow look at them, so cute! They're definitely like Alba and Christ
by DutchBallVIII February 18, 2021
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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021
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jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special
IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ
by DNA POOP March 10, 2021
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Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.
I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah
by Lil pharma July 5, 2022
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Christ's liver

When somebody is annoying you so much and you've lost it with them.
Oh, for Christ's liver, shut up!
by warframe player July 6, 2022
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