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Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza
That one is an absolute Christ Barnes
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Christ the King

Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
by ctk_lover December 2, 2021
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jesus christ

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose
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Christ-ejecking

The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue
by James buttfucker September 3, 2020
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alex christe

by ackakcakckakckkackakakackkacka September 14, 2020
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Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.
I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah
by Lil pharma July 5, 2022
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Christ's liver

When somebody is annoying you so much and you've lost it with them.
Oh, for Christ's liver, shut up!
by warframe player July 6, 2022
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