Most american Christians are Christ-tards.
by Pizzelle April 13, 2025
A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.
Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?
Son:
Yes mama.
Mama:
What’s the magic word?
Son:
Pleasus Christ.
Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.
Son, would you like some more milk?
Son:
Yes mama.
Mama:
What’s the magic word?
Son:
Pleasus Christ.
Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.
by bodakun April 19, 2024
Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.
Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!
by Steffanzo February 22, 2017
A person who feels that God exists and that God assigned them a specific gender with divine intention. This person accepts their assigned gender as given at birth and aims to honor their creator and the identity that was assigned to them by God.
How are you not all stressed out about your pronouns? Because I was Christ-gendered at birth and it's not a problem to be solved.
by HardColdTruth May 03, 2024
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
when he waves his dick in the shape of a cross while he cums on your face with rosary beads in one hand and repeating the lords prayer.
by christcreamer May 15, 2023
A slur against people of Jewish ethnicity or religion derived from the idea that the Jews were at fault for the death of Jesus Christ (Also known as Jewish deicide)
by Beelz3bub June 29, 2021